aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

fun fact: this happened to my friend ok so she owed her mom money and asked her to just take it from her wallet and she found one of these flavour packs and totally freaked out because she thought she had found a condom and she couldnt meet up w/ boys for 3 days until she opened the pack for her mom to see what was inside

(via officialwhitegirls)


'so you like Harry Potter?'

no you don’t understand

(via inspiredbut2tired)

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin



Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via inspiredbut2tired)



Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]


(via inspiredbut2tired)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter